【Goat】 Packed with every goat in the world! More goat-like, more chaotic! Full of volume with all DLC included! Goat Simulator Remastered is now on sale!

For those seeking realism, a sense of justice, or precise strategy in a game, I’ll apologize in advance. “Goat Simulator Remastered” envelops the player in a wildness that laughs in the face of all those things. Returning as a remastered version, this work looks beautiful, but the contents are as crazy as ever. That gap is irresistible. The one you control is, yes, that legendary goat. Standing, jumping, destroying things with headbutts, or soaring through the sky—laws of physics are mere decorations. The “feeling of having accomplished something amazing” constantly stimulates your brain and will redefine the very concept of what a goat is.

The goal of this game? Destruction. There is no such thing as a “correct answer” for what to do. You just run around town as you please, occasionally pulling off a magnificent backflip and dragging the daily lives of NPCs into a storm of destruction. Why is it so funny despite being just that? It's because it's so incredibly free. Things on the street, buildings, vehicles—everything is a target for the goat. And the physics bugs that occur when you destroy these things are exquisitely hilarious. Even though it's remastered, the spirit of “leaving the bugs in on purpose” remains, and you can't help but feel the developers' lovable sense of playfulness.

A low-key exciting part of this remastered version is the revamped “Mutations” system. Before starting the game, you can choose what kind of abilities your goat will have, pushing you toward the fundamental question: “What is a goat?” Fire-breathing goats, flying goats, giant goats...... it all depends on the player's “taste.” Depending on the combination, they can transform into monsters beyond imagination, so you could almost call this a breeding game. And while every goat basically just “goes on a rampage,” somehow it never gets boring. Infinite individuality resides within the chaos.

As a player, the generosity of including all DLC is truly delightful. From the urban Goat City Bay to “Waste of Space” which takes the stage to outer space, and even the MMO-style “Goat MMO,” every DLC has its own unique quirks that keep things fresh. Since each offers a completely different way to play, you'll make new discoveries every time you play, even as the same “goat.” Combined with the beauty of the graphics, where even the grass has been redrawn, this is a game experience that is fun to look at and fun to play with an empty head—truly liberating all your senses.

“Goat Simulator Remastered” is the ultimate “stupid game” wearing the mask of a simulator. However, because they pushed that “stupidity” to the absolute limit, it created a charm like no other. It’s a work that reminds you, “Games can be this free.” If you're tired of serious games or looking for a new kind of stimulation, please dive into this world of goats. While laughing, I'm sure you'll be able to forget something important.